Look into my eyes long enough, and you'll see the fiery hells burning.Okay, i know im putting off my shopping haul post.
That's cause im extremely lazy to take pictures of my gazillion new clothes from a thousand different places then explain about it.
And i too know that i've been a total complaining snappish bitch lately.
But goddamn if everyone can't stop bugging me for something.
FRIENDS, FAMILY, WORK, BOSS, HAMSTERS.
CAN YOU JUST SHUT UP AND LEAVE ME ALONE?"BEVERLY, WHERE ARE THE ____ ?!"
"BEVERLY, WHY ISIN'T THE _____?!"
"BEVERLY, WHY DIN'T YOU _____ YET?!"
"BEVERLY, I WANT IT NOW. CAN YOU DO IT NAOOOOOO?!"
"BEVERLY, MY UNICORN JUST FELL DOWN A FLIGHT OF STAIRS. CAN YOU FIX IT'S HORN?"
"BEVERLY, I THINK MY BUTTOCKS ARE ON FIRE. GET ME A GLASS OF WATER"
"BEVERLY, I THINK THE SKY TURNS BLUE AFTER MIDNIGHT."
-takes in a deep breath-okay look.
if you're so bloody impatient about wanting something then well that's your problem not mine is it? So why the hell are you yapping to no end about it? If you want it now, you can jolly well do it yourself and you can stop screaming in my ear. If you think waiting for minute or two would cause you Neuropsychiatric conditions well then, you deserve it. If you want something done perfectly, i am trying, but you telling me a thousand and one times isn't helping. On the contrary, its making me feel like stuffing a bloody tape recorder up that arse of yours.
HYPOTHESIS : The more you ask for something, the more you bug me like your ass in on fire, the more I GET
fucking ANNOYED.
Me annoyed = not getting what you want.CONCLUSION : Say your peace and be done with it. I'll get to it okay. Im not deaf.
P/S :
It is beyond me why humans trash talk oh-so-much.
Goddamnit, everyone has a right to their own personal preferences, likes and dislikes.
Sure, you're entitled to your own opinion, but time and time again i stress.
If you don't have something nice to say, don't say anything.
Why risk someone getting upset?
Why make someone feel as if they're not good enough?
Think before you open your mouth cause before you know it, it will be too late.
Fed-up